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I thought then, as I do now, that that was insane. Do you know what I could do with an extra $400 per month? Then, it occurred to me that I and my high horse might be in the minority, and this might be very normal for the average female, like an extra tax for having a uterus, or the monetary equivalent of a corset - that other pointless thing that every female used to have to wear to look "normal." And now is associated with kinky sex. Progress?
For a descent into grossness, read on. If not, then do not proceed.
Should I go there? Should I go down there? Oh, well, whatever...so Brazilians. I just picked up How to be a Woman by Caitin Moran, who I will discuss later, because I have to, because she is awesome and amazing, and also just a really good read. I really don't understand this trend. Did you know that 13 year old girls are now spending money they don't have on Brazilians?
This is horrifying on two levels because:
1) I never want to be a 13 year old girl ever again.
2) This trend probably stems from fact that the first crotch children are exposed to probably belongs to a hairless professional, aka from watching online porn.**
Do you think this is true? Have we come to associate hairlessness with hygiene? How much should someone spend to maintain themselves?
*By "girl," I mean any female between the ages of 5 and 99. I just like the term "girl."
** Courtesy of Ms. Moran. This would never have occurred to me on my own.
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